Ghetto

I was going to take my kids to get easter pictures after my failed attempt a few days ago, but they went all ghetto on me. Olivia gave Addie a black eye and then proceeded to scratch little claw marks into Addie's face. Then Dallin fell out of the a swing and landed on his back scratching it on some rocks. He also lost his front tooth by getting punched in the face a couple of days prior. And while I was busy getting ready for church he found a pop tarts tattoo and put it on by himself. Olivia had nasty hair cause she had bubbles all over in it. And I left the cute sandals that matched their dresses at a birthday party so I had them wearing black worn down christmas shoes.
I felt so Ghetto walking my kids into church on Easter Sunday. Needless to say there will not be pictures at a studio till I can get a handle on my parenting. Clearly I am off some where chillin if all this stuff was allowed to happen. (or maybe my husband could step in at some point while I am showering and say "hey kids lets not beat the shit out of each other cause I know how important it is for mom that we look cute at church") (just a thought)