Thursday, July 8, 2010

Desperate Housewives

Love Love love this show. Not the one with actors on ABC NBC whatever. The real deal on Bravo. I started with the housewives of Orange County and now I am hooked on the housewives on New York and Jersey. Why? Because its EXACTLY how women act and its the best representation of how catty and bitchy they can be. Before you go off to your BS fairy land and act like you have never participated in this sort of back stabbing behavior I beg you to check between your legs and if you have female body parts you most deffinatly have participated. The whole idea though is to get better at playing the game. Most girls start in highschool and have become professionals by the time they have their first child. Other women were awkward in highschool and have worked their way into being pretty decent and getting better each day.
All women are in competion with other women. We don't want to be pretty for our husbands or well read for our children's sake we simply want to be better than other women. Where it can get a little out of hand is weight loss and beauty. Cause lets face it we are not all born with natural beauty. The best way to piss off any of your enemies is to loose weight. Write this down ladies cause I am giving you pointers. How can you play the game well??? Simply don't take it too seriously. If you get to the point where you feel the need to point out to one of your friends that you think she talks behind other peoples backs well then congrats you just lost the game and you are now going to turn into the "Pshyco Bitch" that NO ONE likes. "wait people like me. dont they?" Ummmmmm NO! they pretend to to avoid your wrath. Don't beleive me just check out the show. Within min you will be able to recognize who their CRAZY is in the mix. Not to mention your not paying attention to how involved every one else is in doing the same thing that you hate about this one chick. That or your much much uglier than her. Either way you haver to focus. Cause every one is talking behind each others back. Every female does it and its a given. There is no way you can try to sink a ship without going down with it yourself. Don't do this. Trust me. Just up your game a little bit. If you get selfrighteous your just begging for failure. And for Gods sake don't cry. Thats so stupid. If you can backstab and maipulate you don't need to put on the water works we all know its BS and it makes you look like you need medication. The best of the best never look like they need medication. Even with post partum depression and a diet of celery sticks they can hold up in front of others. Keeps your wits about you. Never name names! If you heard a rumor don't mention who told you cause I promise its been twisted and changed to the point where if the person you told goes back to the source to ask questions you will look like the person that made up lies. Always act like you know nothing when people are talking about the latest gossip. Make sure when you confide in people you know they are emotionally mature enough to handle the information. Some women with lower IQs tend to go crazy with gossip (like a kid in the candy store). And if your playing both sides. Then be discrete about it. Don't blog about your close friends cool giveaway when you know just months ago you had nothing good to say about her with the other women. If you do this then you won't be close to any one cause they see you as a liability. And once they notice your playing both sides don't expect much at your next baby shower. Duh! I am just saying....... You can think what you want or come at me with some Christian holier than thou crap but I am speaking the truth and your a lost soul to think your too sweet and innocent to be catty, cruel, manipulative, and taking the diet pills (yes this also includes the holistic herbal all natural, good for your body kind) with a side of venom. Seriously though you should watch the show.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lol so funny and so true!

Anonymous said...

I completely agree with you. But i was kind of hoping your next blog would be some 4th picture and some pictures on my nieces and nephews.

-Becka

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