Tuesday, May 4, 2010
I am doing my best to blog about boring mundane things to avoid attracting all the dog lovers that seem to enjoy insulting humans (I guess cause we are not one of Gods creatures). So if your bored with my posts... I don't blame you. There is this girl in our neighborhood that has a crush on Dallin. Trust me I can spot this sort of thing from a mile away. All text book symptoms of being head over hills for him. The number one sign at this age is VIOLENCE. I have seen him outside playing with his friends and she swoops in to beat the shit out of him and then walks away with a sexy strut. Andrew and his friend had a crush on this girl in grade school and every day without fail they would find her at recess and kick her in the butt over and over again till the bell rang. Can you imagine how much she must have hated going to school? I had a crush on this boy and we would carpool with his family to school. The first day of school he looked so hot in his new blue striped shirt I got an urge to hurt him like no other. So I pushed him down and skinned both his knees. Dallin is not allowed to hit or be violent to girls. I do agree with him that she is older and allot more husky than what would constitute a "girl" But all the same the rule stands. A couple of days ago he was standing talking to a friend and this girl was ridding her bike. She turned his direction and came straight at him. She didn't apply the breaks or slow down in the slightest. She just plowed right into him. To me he has mad game making girls all crazy in the head like that. But the mere mention of her liking him will piss him off to no end. Sorry Boo love hurts!!! Even when your not in love in the slightest. Lol.