Tuesday, June 3, 2008

The rules.

Any one can come and look as ridiculous as you like. We don't mind. And your especially welcome if you have cottage cheese thighs or a farmers tan. We don't discriminate. We recently added people with pimples on their back to our list of accepted swimmers but two years ago it would have been a no go for you. Our one rule is no peeing in the pool but we have specific bushes that need fertilization some one will be willing to direct you to when needed. Lay back and enjoy the heat.

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